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Björn Eriksson » Julkalender 2011 - Lucka 5

Björn Eriksson

 

Julkalender 2011 - Lucka 5 05 december 2011

Sparat under: Julkalender 2011 — Osso @ 5:30

Av en slump hamnade ett e-postmeddelande på vift hos mig. “Någon” skickade en hälsning till Lena Ek inför förhandlingarna i Durban.

Green growth dance

You have to grow, grow, grow
Grow anything but slow
Grow fast, fast, fast
I don´t care if it last
You can always grow some other stuff
Grow until you can´t get enough

Some say it´s pure greed
perhaps a little, little greed
is just what we need
But let us call it a strife
Yes, a strife for better life

See the possibilities, grasp the chance
Join the party and the green growth dance
Make sure you´re best i test
Then the free market will fix the rest

There´s no time for remorse
in an infinite world as resource

Pollution? Yes, beware of pollution
especially that climate-change-delusion
Climate Justice you say - give me a break!
Those forecast-models, they´re nothing but fake

Pardon?
And what about that wannabe Al Gore?
Please, wake me when I snore
You´ve been listening to the IPCC
I say we rather wait and see
And don´t be alarmed by the UNFCCC
the market will still be free
At least for those with the better hand
that is why I call it grand

You shouldn´t get so easily scared
But do act as if you cared
It´s beneficial for you trademark
and gives your employees a special spark

You got to put yourself first
that´s how we quench the world´s thirst
This I truly believe
Anything else would be quite naive

A real man doesn´t stop
no, not until he has reached the top
Climate change is natural, like a flue
We got better things to do

And if I happen to be proven wrong
I easily claim I´ve been committed all along

Skämt åsido, här är en spaning från SR 30/11 om Regeringens internationella miljö- och utvecklingspolitik. “Sverige delfinansierar kolkraft i Sydafrika”

 

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Annika Says:

Galghumor är effektivt och för att orka med domedagsbasunerna behöver vi ju också de positiva signalerna. Och den journalistiken börjar komma, se SR här ovan, se SNF i dagens bilaga i DN. Då går det att andas lite lättare!

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